Monday, January 1, 2007

Without IP, How Will I Fill the Hours?

Probably writing letters to the editor of my local paper. Meanwhile, I'm almost done with my next letter to an editor in an informative medium:

Dear Advertisers,

I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. (They) are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of (them) are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: "Bra". Number two: "Horny". Number three: "Family Jewels".