It never fails.
I hastily throw up a post that I wrote during my lunch hour and I inadvertently omit something. Por ejemplo, that "things I won't eat" post was originally going to be just three items. Then, five. Then, I got stuck on eight. And, then I couldn't come up with an even ten.
This morning, I'm making my online newspaper rounds and came across this item from the Los Angeles Times regarding the mayor of Los Alamitos resigning. It reminded me that I absolutely HATE watermelon. In my mind, watermelon is right up there with
Watermelon has no substantive texture or flavor. It's the only thing messier than that rack of ribs at every summer barbecue. Oh yeah, it's racist, too.
At times like these, when our nation remains divided despite the progress we've made, I'm reminded of the need for a unifying voice:
"Honeydew is the MONEY melon."
Indeed it is, Krusty. Indeed, it is.