Wednesday, December 27, 2006

From our Xmas Thank You Card Collection

Dear Sampson* Family,

Thank you so much for Kid Cameron's new drum set. I can't think of a better Christmas gift for 2-year-old boy who already can't control the volume of his own voice. And, I especially appreciate the authenticity of this audacious gift! Did you know it came with a bass drum and two snare drums? Unfortunately, the boy has spent virtually all of his studio time beating the cymbal to death. Since Christmas Day, it's been the equivalent of lightning strikes in our living room every 11 seconds. Thankfully, Jalen has found a way to break the quiet monotony of a week off for Mrs. Bootleg and me. And, for that, we say…payback is coming.

Warm regards,
The Cam Fam

(*Not their real name, but pretty damn close…)