I Don't Know How to "Do" Las Vegas

I'm heading out on my first business trip in two years with a two-day dalliance to Las Vegas later today. It should be quite the surreal experience, as the Unnamed Defense Contractor that I work for has already announced layoff notices will be issued...later today.

I'm putting my current odds for survival at 50/50. Of course, I don't want to get sh*t-canned, but it would make a helluva post if my company called me back while I was sitting in the terminal at San Diego's Lindbergh Field airport.

Now, would I think about going "George Constanza" on my management and avoid answering my cell phone while it rang alongside my fourth or fifth company-comped airport beer? G*ddam right. See y'all in Vegas.

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Or, the next few hours.

Gulp.